Life...
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
Whoo Hooo finally got my ring sized. I think I am going to wear it on my thumb rather than my index finger. It looks good there.
Some Random questions.....
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Ok that is alot of random questions.....that I definitely didn't think up by myself..
Well I get to leave for work soon....not that I want to, but I gotta make some money so that I can afford my phone bill next month. I am really going to get more minutes added or pay for the unlimited minutes. i would rather pay an extra 20 dollars a month than pay like a hundred more a month. Yeah...
I can't forget to get a manager to sign my stupid schedule thing. I think I have decided to just put down that I am available anytime during store hours, but I would prefer to work mornings.
Some Random questions.....
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Ok that is alot of random questions.....that I definitely didn't think up by myself..
Well I get to leave for work soon....not that I want to, but I gotta make some money so that I can afford my phone bill next month. I am really going to get more minutes added or pay for the unlimited minutes. i would rather pay an extra 20 dollars a month than pay like a hundred more a month. Yeah...
I can't forget to get a manager to sign my stupid schedule thing. I think I have decided to just put down that I am available anytime during store hours, but I would prefer to work mornings.
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